Leave me a comment saying “Resistance is Futile.”

• I’ll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity.
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

(If you change your mind just surrender and I will ignore my questions. :P)

Answers to my questions below the cut.

And a few random answers:

1. What season do you like best?

I’d have to say that lovely two weeks at the end of Fall when it rains every day but right before it snows. When there is a lazy breeze swollen with water and soaked leaves that teases me every time I go out. You know, like right now.

2. If you died today, would you be satisfied or have to haunt the living to make up for work undone?

I’d only haunt the living to be annoying. Other than that, I’m satisfied with everything I have done up to this point and really don’t regret anything. Life isn’t really worth regretting the past, it is who you are.

3. Big city or small town?

Small town by far. I lived near Chicago most of my life and I still found Iowa City to be more “home” to me.

4. You can have any sort of creature (real or imaginary) as a perfectly tame pet, loyal only to you. What would it be?

Just a little shape-changing demon. You know, the type of creature that looked perfectly normal, but then decided to swallow its eyeballs in front of company or turn colors every time you aren’t looking.

5. Sit on the throne or whisper from the shadows?

Sitting on the throne, as long as it is comfortable. I like getting people to work together and that is a bit harder from the shadows.