Stolen from over at squeegoi. (As a minor note, it is scary how much she looks like Fightertype’s evil, pirate twin. Which makes sense because Fightertype says she’s a ninja and really needs a nemesis.)

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Dylan needs a way to specify output formats for floats; Dylan needs rescuing … Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Dylan needs …: …

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Here’s what Dylan looks like a day after his encounter with the evil coffee table… Poor guy… just looking at his eye turns my stomach. …

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Virginity auctioneer Natalie Dylan says she’d lose it all to Kim Kardashian.

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Read After Victoria’s Secrets, Dylan wants to be Idol judge and other marketing news at Brand Republic. Brand Republic – first for Advertising, Marketing,

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Elvis Does Dylan Does Elvis Does. “When I first heard Elvis’s voice, I just knew that I wasn’t going to work for anybody, and nobody was …

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Even Dylan Hates Hippies. Mostly via the influence of Frank J., I make my share of “I Hate Hippies” jokes nowadays (What’s black and brown and looks good on …

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Bob Dylan Asks YouTube Fans for Help – Fan-made video coming up.

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dylan likes it up the anus.

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dylan eats cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a minor note, I was named after Dylan Thomas, not Bob Dylan. Nor Dylan from 90210.